I was a rebel from the day I left school
Grew my hair long and broke all the rules
I'd sit and listen to my records all day
With big amibitions of when I could play
My parents taught me what life was about
So I grew up the type they'd warned me about
They said my friends were just an unruly mob
And I should get a haircut and get a real job
Get a haircut and get a real job
Clean your act up and don't be a slob
Get it together like your big brother Bob
Why don't you get a haircut and get a real job
I even tried that 9 to 5 scene
I told myself that it was all a bad dream
I found a band and some good songs to play
Now I party all night, I sleep all day
I met this chick, she was my #1 fan
She took me home to meet her mommy and dad
They took one look at me and said, "Oh My God!"
Get a haircut and get a real job
Get a haircut and get a real job
Clean your act up and don't be a slob
Get it together like your big brother Bob
Why don't you get a haircut and get a real job
Get a real job
Why don't you get a real job
Get a real job
Why don't you get a real...
I hit the big time with my rock 'n' roll band
The future's brighter now than I'd ever planned
I'm ten times richer than my big brother Bob
But he's a haircut and he's got a real job
Get a haircut and get a real job
Clean your act up and don't be a slob
Get it together like your big brother Bob
Why don't you get a haircut and get a real job
Get a real job
Why don't you get a real job
Get a real job
Why don't you get a real...
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